If I was independently wealthy and lived in San Francisco...

I'd take this job at CHOW in a heartbeat.

https://careers.cnetnetworks.com/viewjob.html?refnode=121269

Unfortunately, I'm already a journalist, and it doesn't pay jack, so I'll stick with the Assoc. Art Director gig here in Chicago. But I think I know of a certain couple who's planning on moving to San Fran soon.... hmmmm.....